when your friend starts watching one of your favorite shows
when they start acting like they know more than you
I wonder why they clicked onto my page specifically.
I wonder what makes them click the ”Follow” button.
I wonder who actually keeps up with my Tumblr.
I wonder who actually enjoys my Tumblr.
I wonder if I’m anyone’s Tumblr crush.
You can come confess if you want……
but what do americans call biscuits
Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!
They are American biscuits.
…That is not a biscuit.
These. These are biscuits.
Those are cookies.
These are cookies:
Everything else is a biscuit.
Those are fucking scones.
Alternate names for the word “shota”:
- ochinchin cowboy
- the butthole batter
- tiny penis wrestler
- keeper of the no-no carrot